poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Wed, Wed Jul 11 12:17 PM EDT 2001
Well, look it here, Barbara!
Lot's a lefties just waiting for a taste of the whip. How they
squeal! Are we taking down those names, Barbara? Good.
Pass 'em on to my boys in the Agency. They know what to do.
Little lefty peons have no idea what they're in for. We can do
what we want with them. No risk! No laws can touch us.
It's so grand to have the CIA in our back pocket. Making end runs
around those silly "rights"...
Who's this "right step first" bozo? He's good one. He fell for
the blitz. Love that media control blitzkreig!
That's my Agency, hard at work.
They just come out of the woodwork nowadays, don't they?
Programmed automatons. Gotta love it! Gotta love it!
Maybe he's one of our Cato guys...
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Wed, Jul 11 2:37 PM EDT 2001
You got it, Mikey boy!
I'm the man with the plan. The host with the most. New World
Order. Gonna be Grand!
City a lights, on that hill. It's all mine!
All those roads leadin here. That's right. All of 'em, coated
with the beezwax. Gonna be hard to push me off my mountain.
I can see 'em comin a mile away. That's my Agency, workin hard.
Slippery slope to the man with the dope!
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Wed, Jul 11 5:27 PM EDT 2001
"Maybe she is planning to run for the U.S. Senate in a state
she has absolutely no ties to what so ever?"
lynchmob! Nice one. The wit. The innuendo!
See me in my office. It's right next to the Oval one. Can't be
seen in the Ovaltine too often. Wouldn't be proper. Might raise
some eyebrows.
Look, I need to replace that dingbat Fleischer. He's a dope.
Damage control move. Simply put.
You can be the perfect replacement.
You like?
You think?
poppy_bush Quick stats
Added on Wed, Jul 11, 2001 5:55 PM Wed Jul 11 5:55 PM EDT 2001
Mahatma!
Listen up, hindu boy.
You don't think my boy isn't ready for the big time yet?
You don't think he's up to speed?
Heck, he's got my buddies, real big time professionals, to help
him out of the rough spots.
Cheney: nobody could be a better friend to me than the big
Dickster! Rummy: He's ready for the big time, ready for anything,
that fox!
Don't put on your kid gloves for my boy!
He'll show you.
He's got a Dream Team, and he's gonna whip all these libs good.
Barb! Get junior on the phone, pronto.
He'll need a pep talk, today.
I can feel it in my bones.
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Wed, Jul 11 8:12 PM EDT 2001
KAK is one of the most prolific posters among my multitudinous
minions.
We are here. We are there. We are everywhere.
Gonna getcha!
It's a sure thing. My New World Order.
Give it up! It's the inevitable, comin at ya!
No stopping me now.
Democracy's almost toast. I got your butter. I got your jam.
Right here.
Yeah.
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Wed, Jul 11 8:43 PM EDT 2001
Hiram, what are you doing?
You silly a$$wipe. You're not supposed to distribute internal
policestate website urls.
Your torture session will be televised. Cablevision. Satellites,
the whole shebang. You ding-dong!
Since you have brought it up, let me help you understand what
the official New World Order policy on this subject will be.
Police spy cameras will be everywhere. (You won't be around to
see it.) Every room of your house. Every little nook and cranny
of your working places, your public gathering places.
Watching you pick your nose in the elevator, when you think
nobody is watching.
And they all will be under centralized control. CENTRALIZED.
Total, complete, tight-sphincter control. Myself, Ashcroft and
the Rove-ster will control and monitor the planet wide system.
My eyeballs are aching in advance, just thinking about it.
No Liberals allowed to watch.
Totally off limits to anyone not conservative or GOP certified.
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Wed, Jul 11 9:05 PM EDT 2001
It is never too early to mention my wonderful black helicopters!
Quick! Look outside your window.
Whoops, there they go! Behind the trees...
Didja seem 'em?
(What are you, a fruit-cake?)
Let's get back to the state law question.
Don't matter. A big non-issue. Forget about it.
We got the state legislators eating out of our hand! Amateurs.
Country bumpkins. Dumb, and just plain greedy. On the level of
used car salesmen, most of 'em. We pay 'em off. They're cheap, too!
Like taking candy from a baby.
We don't need to eliminate the state governments. Just make 'em
irrelevant! That's the New World Order of things!
And we are there, or so close to it.
Never mind, ya bozos!
It's all been taken care of.
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Wed, Jul 11 10:11 PM EDT 2001
Good boy, hiram.
Looks like it wasn't a policeonline.com url you were linking to.
That was my guess.
I even had Pay-Per-View on the line. We were working out the details.
Looks like I might call off your torture session. Might.
Depends on whether ot not Barbie and me do the didley within the
next few months.
Pray Hiram.
Like Kallex says. Give it some thought. Innocent people don't
need to worry. Of course, we longtime underworld operatives know
very well that nobody is innocent. Even a little circumcized
hiram-boy like yourself.
You know I am right. Oh boy. I can see you squirming from here!
Don't look out your window right now.
(Black helicopters.)
The New World Order.
Little remote control spy cameras. Everywhere you go. But only
the elite will have access.
Common people always the watched. Liberals targeted with a
vengeance, in 3D.
I love it.
Gonna getcha! Oh yeah.
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Thu, Jul 12 12:07 AM EDT 2001
foulowl,
I've had a privileged perch reserved for your bloody talons and
reeking feathers near the upper echelons of the future power
structure. In fact, for many years now.
I've got your number, babe!
You are in the plan, congratulations.
Me and my friends. We're gonna stay on top of the Magic Mountain
with contraptions like these.
How I love it!
Problem is, we gotta keep a tight lid on these video thingies.
Gotta make sure the serfs and the peons don't figure out the game
plan. Too many of these jobbies in their hot little hands, and
everything changes.
They might start watching the local cops being bought. Or the
GOPers and conservatives doing their didley didley deeds, or the
bosses of the Jesusfreaks preachin from one side of their mouths
and smokin herbs with the other.
We might find ourselves in trouble. Big time, Mr. Stinkypoobird!
Might blow off the lid sky high. And we can't have that!
But I control the legislatures. My Agency boys can take care of
the smartypants liberal dopes with the dangerous ideas.
It's almost too easy! They don't even fight back anymore. It's no fun!
But nevermind. It's gonna be a bright and shiny New World Order.
Just wait and see!
Here I come.
Gonna getcha!
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Thu, Jul 12 2:09 PM EDT 2001
Lynchmob,
Where are you?
Here boy! I threw you a bone, honey.
What gives?
We're talking Ari's job.
Listen, just do and say whatever I tell ya.
It's easy, babe, E-A-S-Y!
You'll be sittin pretty. On top of the WORLD.
Great pay. No better benefits to be found.
More Russian girls than you can shake a stick at, my friend.
Putin's a great guy.
And, what could be better than nabbin a big federal paycheck,
just to flap your jaws!
You can't pass this one up. Your Momma didn't raise no fool, did she?
And KAK, don't even think about begging me again for this one...
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Thu, Jul 12 4:02 PM EDT 2001
Yes, you people are finally getting it!
Rog is on the ball. They certainly will be used, my itchy little
bald simians. Spy cam-a-licious!
It is all proceeding according to my Grand Monkeyshine Design.
Gonna clue you in. How we control you masses. Not like you
losers will get the chance to put this info to use. No such thing
as "chance" with me. I don't take my chances, I Make my chances, babe!
Florida 2000, honey!
So, here's the secret, volk-sters.
Make 'em fearful. Keep 'em scared! Feed them constant ideas of a
bogeyman. BOO!
Scarey faggo's. Scarey sexfiends! Big bad blackies and brownies,
yellows, and red skins.
Fear the Commies and the Pinkos, and the Liberals, oh they are
so scary!
It's all in the grand and master plan.
If you fear enough, and you know you do, than you'll WANT me to
spy on them!
Democracy and rights won't matter. They're nearly obsolete.
Workin hard to make it so.
You're gonna beg me to spy on them horrible Liberals! You won't
get enough of how perverted they are!
I'm getting a woodie just thinking about it.
New World Order.
Oh how I LOVE IT!
Hurry Barb, I think it's time!
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Thu, Jul 12 4:50 PM EDT 2001
What are you talking about, lynchmob?
What's this psychotic mumbling about copyrighting pickup lines?
Bill Clinton is in the same room with you?
Or is that babbling an attempt at humor?
Either way, you're already lookin mighty flakey from here.
That was quick.
I'm having second thoughts, Lynchypoo. You obviously don't have
the right stuff.
If Ari could just straighten out his act, just maybe... He
certainly is loyal.
He sure likes those russkie chics that Putin sends over.
Plain to see he couldn't find a girl on his own. Needs strongarm
tactics to help out the process. I know how that is.
Putin's got that down to a science. A good man.
We go way back.
Way back.
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Thu, Jul 12 5:49 PM EDT 2001
Education?
What are you blind?
Jose, can't you see?
Political Indoctrination. That's the name of the game. Christian
morals and Christian ethics. You know, like back in the Middle Ages.
No liberal pansie ideas in the school system of the New World Order!
No room for that kind of silliness.
Too messy.
People running around with thoughts of making the world better
for the peons.
What rubbish! Can't have that.
Keep 'em struggling. Force 'em to work overtime. Leave the serfs
absolutely no time to plot for their freedom!
All the women: In the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant. Surrounded
by wailing children, and NO state supported childcare. Holy Moly!
It's the way of the New World Order. A new variation on the Old
Sensation.
Gonna be Grand, Jose! Gonna be fabulous.
I'll keep ya posted amigo.
Gonna getcha!
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Thu, Jul 12 6:28 PM EDT 2001
Lynchmob, howdeedoo?
How goes the job search?
Ari's still there. Sorry. But there could be an opening soon.
I guess I could keep you in mind. God knows your jaws can flap!
Speakin of flappin jaws.
You gonna run for US Senator! My, we are setting our sights for
the big time huh?
Good luck, lynchmobster. You're gonna need gobs and gobs of it
without some friendly help from moi.
I got these fifty states sewn-up in a bag, baby! Nobody's in,
unless I say it's so.
Florida 2000. It was the nail biter, but we pulled it through!
My system works.
Democracy's thrown in the hamper boys!
This New World Order was made for me, and mine.
Sing it, honey.
chaiyah_448272 Quick stats Added on Thu, Jul 12 6:46 PM EDT 2001
"You can fool some of the people all the time and all of the
people some of the time; but you can't fool all the people all
the time."
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Thu, Jul 12 6:57 PM EDT 2001
Listen up, Ryeoc! and listen up good.
My Agency boys have been working overtime on this Condit thingie.
Overtime, did you hear?
Now, I got a sense of humor, sonny. No doubt about that. I liked
the one about King Kong, btw. Funny. You're good.
But the focus right now is on Condit. Gary Condit.
G-A-R-Y C-O-N-D-I-T.
Just ask my little duckie KAK. She knows what lines to walk between.
We've got the makings of a major Clinton style buffoonery circus.
All the clowns are lined-up in the wings. There is no room for
diversionary clap-trap from the likes of you.
When we heard Condit was a sexual S&M deviant, my Agency boys
were jumping for joy. Hell, that glee lasted for weeks!
Operation Levy-Schnookims is too far gone to stop and pull back.
Can't turn back. No we can't.
Just keep your eye on Condit.
That's the current game plan, babe.
Don't mess with the plan.
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Thu, Jul 12 7:20 PM EDT 2001
Who do you think you are, papabush?
Let me clue you in, you old fogey.
You give us all these info link thingies.
But nobody cares, geezer-hedge.
The average American, they're far too lazy, for one thing.
You seem to think the peons care about their democracy. You're
wrong-o, daddy-o!
They don't. They don't know what's coming, and would never
believe you if you told them. DUMB!
You think they're gonna get mad and try to change things in any
substantial way?
Not gonna do it. No sir.
They're cowards! A bunch of weaktits!
Lax and flabby sphincters, it's the true mark of a liberal.
Come over to my side.
Just a few finishing touches, and the New World Order will be
completely inevitable.
It's gonna be grand.
Gonna getcha!
poppy_bush Added on Thu, Jul 12 7:55 PM EDT 2001--
You're just asking for trouble, aren't you, LeeHarveyWallBanger?
Life's too boring for you. Ran outta batteries for your gameboy.
Or you have a death wish.
Are you making fun of my past?
You have no idea what you are dealing with, do you?
You smart aleck little Pudd-Head!
Trouble is what my Agency boys specialize in.
Gonna getcha!
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Thu, Jul 12 8:11 PM EDT 2001
Bettyboopsie, my dearie.
Are you insinuating that I might be smoking illicit narcotics?
Nope. Not me. That's my son.
I can't do anything like that.
No fun recreational drugs, or cool-crazy-swirly-pearly colors.
And absolutely no sex for me. 'Cept with Barbara, but not too
often. Egads.
The thought.
Anyhoo, Bettyboo. I can't do anything remotely blackmail-able.
You know why?
Because I am the one who blackmails.
How I got here. Sittin on the Magic Mountain. My powerbase. My
source of political juices is my database of taboo secrets.
With it, I am taking over the WORLD, Betty my love.
Nobody's got the sexual goods on me, cause there ain't none!
I'm clean, Betty-Bean! Squeaky clean.
I shall prevail.
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Thu, Jul 12 10:37 PM EDT 2001
Necessity.
Listen ya bozos.
You heard it said that necessity is the mother of invention, right?
Well then, I am the Father of Necessity.
Because what I say goes, you silly liberals!
If I say something is needed, baby: it is.
Know how much freaking money me and my Bud-meisters are gonna put
in our bank accounts because of this? Can't even think about it.
My little synapse thingies go bing-bang-boogie if I do.
I love it.
We are gonna rape America again. Repeat performance. To a
sell-out sold-out luvin it crowd, let me tell ya.
It's a gold mine, ya peons! It's a vein that runs wide and deep.
And there ain't a damn thing you little weaktitted libs can do
about it!
Whine all you want to beanieweanies.
I am the Lizard King.
I can do anything.
I got the secret keys to the Agency infomation vaults, ya silly
chickens! Untouchable. That's me.
New World Order.
Gonna getcha.
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Thu, Jul 12 10:55 PM EDT 2001
Come on, you heartless libs!
Ease up on David. He's such a sap.
Yo! Listen-up, Dave!
Shape-up or ship out.
This is the big time, fellah.
If you can't get behind the ball and take it like a man, this
place ain't for you.
You're an embarrassment to my cause. I got one too many of those.
You know, my son. He's all I can handle right now in that department.
Look, Davey.
Maybe you should just go back to the minor leagues. Play catch
with the kiddies in the AOL chat rooms.
Being a GOP conservative is pretty easy there, I heard.
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Thu, Jul 12 11:56 PM EDT 2001
This is sickening!
OmsigDAVID!
rrichar911!
Step over here a minute guys.
Over here. Right.
Jesus H. T. Christ!
I should have you both subjected to Malaysian jungle-grass
elbow tortures. You weaktit ninnies!
You're makin me feel like I'm in some sorta goddammed, liberal,
lovey-dovey group therapy session.
Should we all kiss David and make him feel better?
Maybe take turns giving him a backrub?
Knock it off, you silly wankers!
David doesn't need coddling, he needs a good hard, slap of reality!
OmSigDAVID.
So you lost your nerve, huh?
Coulda taken out a snivvling little turncoat, huh? But you
crapped out an us?
I didn't read that part of your reports. WORM!
GIRLIE-MAN!
Should I buy you a Powerpuff back-pack that you can put you
lipstick in, and wear to your group therapy sessions?
Why, oh WHY didn't Daddy move us to Germany back when Uncle
Adolph was in charge?
I wouldn't be here, having to deal with so many weak-sphinctered
wonder-boys!
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Fri, Jul 13 1:23 AM EDT 2001
"Keep on trucking"
akaRoger, exactly what are you?
An IDIOT?
Have you started wearing Love Beads, and tied tyes?
You singin "We Shall Overcome" and holding hands with all those
whining, dope-smoking, fun-loving, acid-dropping, Grateful Dead
fan, flabby-sphincter Liberals?
Maybe the next time I check up on you bird-brained GOP Sturm
Trooper wannabbees I'll find you dressing in baggy clothes and
listening to rap. Wearing your baseball caps backwards, waving
your arms around stiff jointed, like fools.
Just like those loser suburban white boys trying to act like negros!
Barbie! Honey.
Get the bucket, quick.
I have to vomit.
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Fri, Jul 13 1:36 AM EDT 2001
Listen up, Dodo35.
You take me for a lib?
You mistake my candor and my complete honesty for being a lib
who's saying subversive thingamabobs, dontcha?
You think the TrueintheBlue Poppy Bear can't say every little
thought that he's thinkin?
You're just too SLOW, pidgeon toe.
This is 2001.
I'm on top. Nobody can touch me anymore.
I got the Agency under my thumb.
I rule the Country.
No need to hide the facts, Baldie35.
Nothin can stop me. Nobody. No how.
These libs ain't got the balls to fight back.
Look at Florida! Exposed for all to see, and we snatched it
right from under their noses.
Gotta love it, Chicken-boy!
Chirp, chirp, Extra Crispy!
Gonna getcha.
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Fri, Jul 13 2:08 AM EDT 2001
Is that the only response you can come up with?
I won't even bother to look up the info on you, featherduster35.
Your file's just filled with 30-odd years of lonely, fervid
wanking sessions, I would guess.
Public school education, right?
It's apparant that your destiny within the GOP hierarchy will
be strictly confined to the beverage serving department.
You're waiter material, Tweetybird.
15% tops. If you're lucky.
Lick my boots.
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Fri, Jul 13 2:45 AM EDT 2001
akaRoger's not an idiot. He's an imbecile.
Must everything be spelled out for you, Rogerdodger?
Can't figure out where to place me on your ultra-simplified
politico spectrum analyzer.
Wake up, akaLoser.
We're sending you back to basic training.
You're even slower than turkeybreath35.
And he's lame and flightless.
This is amazing.
It's a didleydamned good thing nearly all the dirty work has
been completed. With only clowns like these to work with, the
New World Order would never come to fruition.
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Fri, Jul 13 4:12 AM EDT 2001
Here we go, OmSigDAVID!
Ready for the ride, LegalBeagle? Arf, arf!
Wag your tail for Daddy. Oh yeah.
I love that.
I see you're trying your hand at sarcasm.
Best of luck to ya.
But take a little pause, Scotti-boy, think this over.
Why waste any time on this nonsense?
I got it all taken care of.
You're acting like we need to defend Rummy's big plans.
What gives, Fonetica? Sit back, babe. Relax.
Have a biscuit.
My boy's got it all under control, FoneyBologna!
He's takin his orders from me, dig? As usual.
It's in the Master Plan, Lawyer Man!
New World Order: on time, and under budget.
We always tell that to the Bozos. Those little worker bees
will never know the truth.
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Fri, Jul 13 1:54 PM EDT 2001
YOU AGAIN!
Quit calling attention to that, descotomy!
You are the biggest lamebrain on my side.
Taunt them with it, don't try to defend it.
It's the indefensible.
Throw the boldness of it in their whiney little pinko faces.
It will wear down the liberal's morale.
Remember Florida 2000, you a$$wipe libs!
Only the beginning, ya peons! I'm just getting warmed up!
Long live the Bush Dynasty!
They can't take much before they fold their cards, and give in.
How I know that!
Gotta love it.
Stand back, decypherama. I know what I'm doing.
You sure don't.
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Fri, Jul 13 3:18 AM EDT 2001
Let's get those brain cells in action, RogerWilco! Drastic
measures. Here, stand next to the wall, bang your noggin against
it a few times. That's good!
That's enough babe. Feels so good when you stop, don't it?
Look, pal. You're a worse case than David, our spastic Cuban
friend. But he's gonna pull through. Don't worry too much
about Mr. Cuba Libre.
The minors will do him good. How did that HavanaBanana ever
find his way out of AOL? One of his kids must have helped him.
Hey, I know how that is. If it weren't for Jeb's help, me and
Junior would still be using these computer mice as pedals!
Go visit my Abuzz Public Profile page. Rate me with a one star and
be off with you. David's a wimp, but I can take it like a big boy.
Those libs only thought I was a wimp...
My New World Order will show those pathetic commie pinkos.
No fun in store for them. No sir.
They won't get ANY of the good drugs.
Serve 'em right.
Gonna getcha.
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Fri, Jul 13 11:33 AM EDT 2001
Bay of Pigs. Remember, that one Davey?
I was the mastermind.
Behind every detail, my cigar-roller, there I was, workin hard.
The two boats taking you greasy heads over there were named
"Zapata" and "Barbara"...
My little sign to posterity. Gotta love it. I got balls. I sure do.
I'm your hero, Zorro-boy!
If only Dick Nixon had won. Jack never would have been there to
mess things up for us, amigo!
Look, buddy, I know where you're comin from.
You angry Cubans and moi, we go back, baby. Way back.
I got more friends in the Miami area than you got relatives.
And there's gotta be plenty of overlap here. Wise up.
Do I have to show you where akaRoger and the wall got together?
Maybe we can add a few dents of your own?
With friends like you, I don't need liberals!
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Fri, Jul 13 11:57 AM EDT 2001
He's got my diatribe figured out.
Why'd it take so long, akaSlowboattoChina?
You think I don't like you.
Roger.
Where's your sense of humor, honey?
My domination of America is almost complete. It's the inevitable.
Nothin to fear. We got the plan. Set it in motion.
Proceeding on schedule.
More than enough resources.
Got the juicy goods on all our enemies who might stand in our way.
It's a cinch, babe. We're in like flynn.
GOP, the Big Ole Steamroller.
Flatten the opposition. It's the American Way.
What's there not to like?
I love the guy who made this all happen.
'Cause it's ME.
gonna getcha.
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Fri, Jul 13 2:33 PM EDT 2001
There you go again, Buck Rogers. Still stabbin away in the dark.
Maybe that wall incident wasn't such a hot idea.
Convinced you're getting warmer, akaDingDong?
What do you think this is, a game of horseshoes?
You've only got one thing correct:
David still needs to shore-up his self-esteem.
We'll put his hair up, stick a bunch of fruit in it. Put some
nice red lipstick on him.
Maybe he'll feel better.
A bunch of wallflowers, the lot of ya!
If I were not stepping in and slapping you didleys around,
you'd all start turning into liberals.
gonna getcha.
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Fri, Jul 13 3:45 PM EDT 2001
Yes, David, it is great to be King.
I know it. I love it.
Wait a minute. Look at this place, what a mess!
David, you're dropping fruit all over the place.
Who did your hair?
As for that big, stinky Commie chimp, Castro.
We shoulda been more successful with our black ops. That clown
Fidel evaded our repeated attempts to do the democratic thing,
the Yankee variation.
Trust me, we tried to vote for the Cubans. You know what I
mean... With strongarm methods.
On the sly, baby. Undercover.
Didn't work.
But we are working on it, Bacardi-boy! Over-time.
Norte Americanos, amigo! We'll do it again!
Fidel's days are numbered.
Don't you worry.
A bullet in the head.
It's been done before.
gonna getcha!
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Fri, Jul 13 5:20 PM EDT 2001
Hannnibal, you're just a cannnibal!
Look, stop feeding your face for a second. Gotta little secret
for ya, Punic-boy!
Who are the criminals?
You can't figure it out, can you.
Little peons at home, smokin grass?
Strung-out loser junkies, scrapping and mugging together the
mollah to pay for another hit?
Oh boy. Yeah, horrible, terrible!
Real criminals. Lock 'em up, boys!
Not the guys in the suits, babe. Nevermind the men behind the
curtain.
Don't be scared of the politicos selling you dumb peons
down the ole Muddy River.
I don't worry, Tom Sawyer.
Don't have to hide my secrets anymore.
My power is nearly complete.
But I know all your little doodoo secrets. Got 'em all on video.
gonna getcha.
poppy_bush Quick stats Added on Fri, Jul 13 5:48 PM EDT 2001
KAK, is that you, sweetcheeks?
My boys here at the Agency are monitoring your posts. You are
right up there, shootin for a big bonus, baby!
All of a sudden, out of the blue, "macho" pops up.
And he's doin your thing!
Macho, is that you, KAK?
Don't throw us curveballs like this honey.
You wanna get credit for all this hard work, right babe?
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Fri, Jul 13 6:29 PM EDT 2001
Complain and whine about this all you want to, ya silly wanksters.
I will always be gathering the big info on you little peons.
No matter how many laws you try to make. I'm above the laws.
It's My Agency. CIA, baby.
Been mine for a long time, now.
Deal with it.
You're Toast.
I got your butter. I got your jam.
Come on over, Barbara, it's breakfast time!
gonna getcha.
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Fri, Jul 13 6:41 PM EDT 2001
You gotta love this, Barbara.
Another victory!
Hey, you clowns!
You libs just roll over and take it, dontcha?
So docile. You want to yell and scream and cry about it?
Not gonna do you any good.
I know you'll just get bored.
More stuff on Condit, coming soon. You'll forget about all this.
Like a bad dream.
Just go back to sleep, ya pushovers.
You whiney libs gonna get off your duffs and make a revolution?
You wanna come out and play hardball with the big boys?
That's the only way you're gonna get rid of me, and My Magic
Mountain Agency boys.
You? Do something bold, and risky?
Puh-leeeze.
You fidget and stammer just thinking about quitting your stupid
peon jobs, so you can try for something more dignified.
Cowards.
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Fri, Jul 13 9:44 PM EDT 2001
I gave you some clues john.
I know I did.
How closely did you read, johnnyappleseed?
You're too hasty, my man. Slow down, and read again. You libs
surprise me. How dense you can be sometimes.
Listen.
Do you deny that I have democracy smoking away in a toaster oven?
Florida 2000, babe.
Act One.
This Land Is Bushland. Oh, it is so Grand.
This land, was made for Bush Incorporated!
Late Breaking News from JohnBoyWalton:
Gary Condit has passed his lie detector test with flying colors!
Oh, that is funny.
Let's whip out our champagne bottles, you libs!
Celebration.
You think he's in the clear?
Wake up, Outhouse62716!
He's got a public relation's rope around his neck, ala Kenny
Starr and Billy Clinton.
A thousand cuts of innuendo. Just stay tuned.
We GOPers know how to play this game, and spin this bottle. We
got this down to a science. We play for keeps.
Condit is destined for the septic tank, bozos.
We're only in the beginning stages of Gary Condits private life!
Get with the program, JohnnyQuest!
It's a fun time.
This is my New World Order.
gonna getcha.
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Fri, Jul 13 10:24 PM EDT 2001
David!
You are more complex than I thought.
Most of these bozos I deal with on Abuzz are simply one
dimensional. Smartypants, but do nothings. On the right and on
the left.
I gotta be hard on them. Whip 'em into shape.
Those Miami Cuban friends of mine. They'd laugh in your face,
amigo. But they're a rough bunch of characters. Maybe you can
imagine.
I had to get used to their ways, quick. Or else they would have
eaten this sunburned, caucasian boy alive.
Can you picture that?
So anyway, do you remember the old Havana Days? Batista? Oh,
those chicas were so beautiful.
Castro ruined it all. Stole it all!
My underworld buddies wanted that paradise back again, chico.
When they lost that place I can't even describe how angry they were..
They were living the high life in Old Havana. We tried to
get it back. They would have killed anyone to do it, too.
Did, in fact.
A lot of water under the bridge.
But hey, David.
American capitalism, right?
Sure brought out the best in Havana.
Remember?
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Fri, Jul 13 10:42 PM EDT 2001
I think LeeHarvarddropout must have stumbled on some of my
Agency boys doing their mind control experiements...
Instead of eliminating him, they shrugged their shoulders and
grabbed him, instead. The rest is history.
Or, maybe that was his parents.
Anyway, we were dropping Chemical X and stuff on various towns
and rural locales. Watching what happened.
Those were the days. Experiment on your fellow Americans.
Preferably expendable liberals.
Fun Times on Razorback Ridge..
After my picnic date on the Grassy Knoll, we GOP toughs had
this country in the palm of our hand.
It was all downhill from there.
Anyway. MK-ULTRA and all that jazz.
Any of this sound familiar, LeeHarveydoppleganger?
New World Order.
gonna getcha.
LEEHARVEYMCVEIGH Added on Fri, Jul 13 12:59 PM EDT 2001--
hey poppie kiss it
poppy_bush Added on Fri, Fri Jul 13 2:09 PM EDT 2001--
He is still alive and kicking.
LeeHarveydidleydoo!
Kiss what? Your skinny-little pock-marked behind?
Here I am. Hovering outside your house, Sonny.
In my supercool silent Black Helicopter.
I see you haven't wiped again.
Your skivvies always have those brown-black skidmarks, don't they?
Wise up, dipstick. Get mommy to send you some toilet paper.
It's like you're still only a preschool brat.
You wannabe a big tough GOP operative?
First, get some pamphlets on personal hygiene.
Study hard.
Then maybe we'll talk.
LEEHARVEYMCVEIGH Added on Fri, Jul 13 2:41 PM EDT 2001--
Since I am not a Nazi I could never be in the GOP
poppy_bush Added on Fri, 3:12 PM Fri Jul 13 3:12 PM EDT 2001
I had you pegged wrong, libbie!
I'm finding so many limp-wristed GOP wannabe's on Abuzz,
I can't tell the difference between them and you faggo pinko libs.
Let me unload on you for a sec.
Just between you and me.
Listen, I sweat bullets for this New World Order. Put a lot of
work into it. Sacrificed. Sure did.
And who's gonna enjoy it? Who's gonna take over?
All these weak sphinctered GOP'ers.
American Conservatives. Bah!
Halfa$$ed, all of 'em. What do I have to work with? Gingrich.
Lott. Hatch. Barr! It's pathetic. A joke.
Himmler. Goebbels. Now, there were some beautiful, tight
sphincters!
If Dickieboy Nixon had kept Watergate under wraps, I wouldn't
have to deal with so much incompetence.
Lost our best guys, there. Had all our eggs in one basket.
gonna getcha.
LEEHARVEYMCVEIGH Added on Fri, Jul 13 4:16 PM EDT 2001
your much more satanic then Hitler, I have read about you and
Dicks favorite pasttime, The Most Dangerous Game, ...
I think you are the modern face of evil, the karma police will get you.
It isn't just anybody who could **** up the bay of pigs, have the
Kennedys shot, have
all the Kings and X's shot, have Reagan shot, have the pope shot,
use the plumbers to start watergate, selling arms to iraq and
panama, blackmail those closet republican Clintons, set up
poppy_bush Added on Fri, Jul 13 4:58 PM EDT 2001
calm down, fellah.
You're a little off-target with some of those details. But,
anyway, you got the general drift.
Drop off the key, Lee.
Make a new plan, Stan.
No need to be coy, Roy.
New World Order's comin for You.
Sit down, Babe.
You're getting all worked up over this stuff. It's no big deal,
honey. Don't worry, be happy!
Don't fight the power.
Just bend over...
Oh Look. You're still a virgin, sweetie.
It only hurts the first time, for each generation.
Just ask your fool parents.
Do they remember Roy Cohn? Joe McCarthy?
poppy_bush Added on Fri, Jul 13 6:29 PM EDT 2001
Complain and whine about this all you want to, ya silly
wanksters.
I will always be gathering the big info on you little peons.
No matter how many laws you try to make. I'm above the laws.
It's My Agency. CIA, baby.
Been mine for a long time, now.
Deal with it.
You're Toast.
I got your butter. I got your jam.
Come on over, Barbara, it's breakfast time!
gonna getcha.
LEEHARVEYMCVEIGH Added on Fri, Jul 13 6:39 PM EDT 2001
no hard feelings BUSH I just don't like you
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Sat, Jul 14 1:30 PM EDT 2001
Think you're an easy target, David?
Imagine how from this end of the night vision scopes you're
sliding around like a greased pig!
Good thing these Black Helicopters are such steady platforms.
Wouldn't be able to check out your new hairdo.
Not well educated? Bostonian? Intellectual? Caucasian?
Listen, amateur.
I had to drop that high-brow pretense. Gotta talk in broken
sentence thingies. Partly to throw off the peons. Partly old
habit. Was the only way I could get through to Junior.
Still is.
Not too much book learning for me! Not my family's style. Not
necessary. Might turn a decent guy into a soft sphincter
communist, Mr. Barbudos.
My granite sphincter is surrounded by buttcheeks white as the
new fallen snow. North European. Nordic all the way.
No Mediterranean brown shade to me, Spanishfly. Trust me.
You think it's a badge of honor? That's right. All you
Hispanicos got the whiteskin envy, dontcha?
Well, we did take over the world didn't we?
David, you're lucky to still be alive.
When the hardcore Agency boys read that you fought against
Batista, this place turned into a den of scratching, clawing
lions, amigo.
It was all I could do to calm them down. Had to reassign the
meanest ones to the Condit project. Operation Levy-Schnookims.
Should keep them occupied for the time being.
But they still weren't too happy about it.
Listen. You best keep your head down, pardner.
Things might get ugly.
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Sat, Jul 14 2:24 PM EDT 2001
Listen up, numbnuts62716.
Condit certainly is a DingaLing WishyWashy MiddleoftheRoader.
Good point, pointyhead.
He helped out the Cause more than a few times.
But he was expendable. Like all of you.
You're on the wrong channel, Johnnycomelately.
Can't afford cable?
Take a good look around. I own everything in this United States
of Pushovers. No stone left unturned, babe.
Got the media titans feeding at my trough. Got the state
legislatures all over this land snappedup in Barbara's purse.
Piss away, libbies! Piss into the wind all you want!
You're all a mess as it is.
You sure are a blowhard, toiletbowl62716.
Prove it's not hot air, weaktit lib.
Gonna try and stop me? Have any idea what it will take to
succeed? Think it's gonna be a cakewalk, LittleJohn?
People will get hurt.
And libbies like you will go crying back to Mommy at the first
skinned-knee.
I've seen this movie before.
Give it up. It's all mine.
New World Order.
gonna getcha.
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Sat, Jul 14 3:16 PM EDT 2001
Must I explain everything, you bunch of Winnicomepoops?
Bear of Very Little Brain comes in handy. He's good for a
5th-grade civics class refresher course, and some giggles.
But the landscape's changed a little bit in our Hundred Acre
Wood. Things are a little darker. Pappa Bear's back in town.
I'm here to stay.
Hear the constant media noise about State's rights, and how
the Big Bad Federal Wolf is comin to getcha?
Know what the hidden agenda is?
I can tell you little peons. There's no need to hide it.
Because you can't stop me. It's a done deal.
Christopher Robin got whipped good down in Florida-land.
Look. It's all to make easy end-runs around you liberals!
Environmental laws on the state level are easier to get a
handle on, for example. New Yorkers won't know what raping is
going on in Nevada until it's too late! That's just the beginning.
State legislators are so much easier to buy and sell.
Their silly votes are like commodities. Pork bellies, baby!
I got your little buddy Piglet, honeyboy.
You're next, Stuffy!
New World Order.
Gonna getcha.
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Sun, Jul 15 1:03 PM EDT 2001
Hello...
LostInSpace62716!
Come in, are you there?
Can your read me?
You Golden State suckers fell for the Enron takeover action
powerplay.
Texas 69
Californee 0
It's all just too easy. You libs are like children! You got all
these grand ideas and wonderful thoughts of how things should be,
but you ain't got any balls to fight to make them come true.
You think these things happen by themselves, by accident?
Like magic? Where do you live, DisneyLand?
PATHETIC.
Bend over, Big Brown Teddy Bear.
The Longhorns' gotta big ole surprise for ya!
Danger, Will Robinson!
DeRegulate this, Tinkerbell62716.
New World Order.
gonna getcha!
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Sun, Jul 15 12:23 PM EDT 2001
Good show, my little buddy czurla.
Of course, don't remind the dumb peons that the success
was "nominal". Which is code for: we aren't telling you numbnuts
the whole situation...
But that's okay.
Three points, babe!
But this idea of yours to say that the libs and the lefties
are the Maginot Line supporters. Karl Rove-ster's on the line
right now, telling me to shut you up.
A bad one. It just won't do.
The Maginot Line was big, expensive, based on the tactics and
the strategies of the previous war. Built by the previous war's
winners, so they could win again. Big surprise, for the
Frenchiefries. Double size it!
Sound familiar? We won the Cold War, CurlyCzar.
This Star Wars money machine is Cold War mentality all the way.
Not meant to protect the peons.
It's meant to line my pocketbook, baby!
Knock it off, czarlette.
Don't jeopardize the plan.
Try something else.
From:
poppy_bush Date: Sun Jul 15 2:36 PM EDT 2001
You're just a decaf beverage, chaiyah-boy. Everybody KNOWS that
Gore won. But, my family is here to stay.
We gotta dynasty going here. Whatever level you want to take this to,
I gotta nasty solution. I got all escape routes covered.
CIA, baby. It's my Agency. How far you gonna take this, little
chaiyah? The ultimate solution to troublemakers like you is FORCE.
And you libbies ain't got the fortitude. You'll back down.
Democracy's not worth the risk it takes, to cowards like you libs.
Not gonna risk your pathetic Ford Escort lives.
I know you don't have the guts. Ya peons!
You're all just burnt toast. Breakfast time. And then there's
my spicy tea to drink, too.
New World Order. gonna getcha.
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Sun, Jul 15 6:03 PM EDT 2001
Once in awhile?
Where did Nixon hail from? What state had Reagan for a governor?
Spare me.
So you had a lot of hippies. And the Esalen Institute. Love beads
and tamborines.
Have you forgotten that democracy is more than bell-bottom
fashions and songs on the Hit Parade? It needs more than words
and good intentions to keep it healthy and strong.
I thought you knew, solarpanel62716.
You forgot Altamont already?
Me and my Magic Mountain Agency boys, we got your freedom and
your democracy and your egalitarianism in my backyard, laying out
to dry, in the sun.
We picked Florida clean, hombre.
Will your grapes of wrath just turn into a box of raisins, too?
It's in your hands, Sunshine.
It always was.
Dig?
From:
poppy_bush Date: Sun Jul 15 5:32 PM EDT 2001
Don't you check out people's Public Profiles, teabag-boy?
Take the Nestea plunge. Had to update it for you clueless wonders.
Go with the flow, dig? Let's get better acquainted,
FlyOfftheHandle-ya.
Florida was just the beginning.
Don't act so glum, religion-boy. Get used to it.
It's how the tough-boys play the game. You say you wanna play.
The only thing you libs have to fear is fear itself. Just don't
whine about the rules. We don't need to follow no rules,
cause we bought the referee.
New World Order. gonna getcha.
chaiyah_448272 Quick stats, Added on Sun, Jul 15 7:12 PM EDT 2001
poppy_bush? Who's that?
eCID (u.831068) Quick stats, Added on Sun, Jul 15 7:15 PM EDT 2001
chaiyah: Ask him yourself. He's all over any discussion that
mentions anything negative about his namesake, formerly in the
oval office and probably often still there checking up on the
Shrub.
chaiyah_448272 Quick stats, Added on Sun, Jul 15 7:22 PM EDT 2001
Yeah, he sent me a somewhat threatening note on one of my threads
saying the CIA is going to "getcha." Is he kidding?
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Sun, Jul 15, 10:46 PM EDT 2001
eCID, you're confusing me with one of my multiple dopplegangers.
And again, you're wasting your time discussing this theoretical
claptrappen, meinen volk-sters.
I don't need to hold the actual office anymore. Cheney, Junior,
Jeb. Hell, what's the big diff?
Let that dingaling Fleischer have it for all I care!
Nothin happens in the White House without my go ahead, anyhoo.
gonna getcha.
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Mon, Jul 16, 8:16 PM EDT 2001
eCID,
I have a little spare time right now. This Monday has been one
helluva day. War in the Middle East, almost here. Gotta keep the
public hand working for peace, while the hidden hand does the
opposite.
That is stress, babe!
Perhaps a little chitchat with you might do me some good.
My doppelganger clones love to fish. They can also play
horsehoes, but that's about it. Baseball, strictly in the
outfield. Football, hardly. Basketball, impossible.
My doppelgangers can't jump.
About all those boats.
The whole thing was really a vacation trip for the Secret
Service. They were the one's on vacation, while my doppelganger
was on the clock.
Weird, huh?
Spilling my seed in the ocean? Me a possible practitioner of
onanism, think I'm gonna admit to that? I don't want hyper
religious chaiyah to crawl all over my ass.
No way, Jose.
I'm much too busy for that.
eCID (u.831068) Quick stats, Added on Tue, Jul 17 6:34 AM EDT 2001
Poppy: You have transmogrified from Father Reagan's altar boy
into either a very creative poet or to a case for the asylum--
or possibly both.
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Tue, Jul 17 6:57 PM EDT 2001
eCID,
I was never anyone's alter boy.
Whenever it appeared so, it was all an act.
Search your memory and exercise those synapses, my man. Reagan
took orders from me. You know it's true.
Oscar winning material, that's me.
Watch me in my interviews. I act goofy and dumb. I act like
someone who would never do you wrong.
It's all a clever act. Every shrug and verbal stumble:
calculated.
Will history catch on? Will posterity see clearer than the
present?
Not if me and my boys can prevent it.
Poetry or the asylum. Gosh it's sure a tough choice.
Creativity does have its risks.
Weave a circle round him thrice,
And close your eyes with holy dread,
For he on honeydew hath fed,
And drunk the milk of paradise.
poppy_bush is almost through here, on Abuzz.
Soon signing off.
But not yet.
From:
poppy_bush Date: Sun Jul 15 7:29 PM EDT 2001
You lost me there, Lipton-yah. Talk about cryptic. Can't tell if
you're with the program, or not. This religion dogma is
for the dogs, get with it. I'd love to throw our annoying
whiney born-agains in the sh!tcan, but the Rove-ster's too much
of a chicken. God helps those who help themselves.
I helped myself to Florida, and the Throne of the Americas.
Got my Puppet Boy sittin on the big chair following my orders.
My loyal obedient friends from the old days,
stationed in the White House. They're back to running the show.
Old limp democracy, is nothin but a memory.
You say that Florida 2000's gotten your panties all in a bundle?
I don't see how you're doing anything substantial, libbies.
Is there a petition? Not much noise about it.
Got some big protest marches planned? If nobody knows,
then nobody shows, babe. So where's the effort? Can't see it.
Not gonna do it, are ya? You need organization.
Singleminded dedication. Tight sphincter focus on a longterm goal.
These just ain't liberal traits, are they? So where's the beef,
bro-yah? Can't see it. Not gonna go the whole nine yards, are ya?
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Sun, Jul 15 10:04 PM EDT 2001
You're complaining about the aggregate stink from Florida?
Trust me, Cadavre99. You ain't no bed of roses. You say you've
been dead how long?
P.U. ami!
Listen, so the NYT uncovered some more dirt in the Everglades
neighborhood.
You don't think I'm scared, do you?
Nothin's gonna happen!
Gimme a break, Frenchie99.
No traction available. No momentum's gonna build.
Heck, everybody knows my son's just a puppet. They're ok with it.
In the meantime, it will be easy for us to shut down the
discussion of this in the media. Because I own the media moguls,
Garcon99. And the filthy-rich clowns don't give a hoot about
democratie et liberte9.
Not for you peons, anyway.
I'm sure a smartypants philosopher can see that. No matter how
long he's been dead.
Maybe some libs might get the wrong ideas. Maybe get off their
duffs, muster some courage and try to make some noise.
My Magic Mountain Agency boys know what to do.
Black Helicopters, baby!
How I love 'em. Comin in handy. More often as time goes on.
Yes they are.
United States of America.
Land of the free, and home of the brave.
Maybe it used to be.
New World Order.
gonna getcha.
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Mon, Jul 16 6:52 PM EDT 2001
joanlee11,
I simply LOVE your use of the term echo chamber.
It is so beautiful, and so apt.
The boys in my Agency are trying hard to accomplish the same
thing here on Abuzz, and other places on the internet.
Day and night, the Agency never sleeps.
Constant noise.
Listen, anyone heard from KAK recently?
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Mon, Jul 16 8:51 PM EDT 2001
Speaking of borrowing.
As the policeman says in the movie The Borrowers,
"Courtesy is the glue that holds society together."
I guess poppy might even remember this every now and then.
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Mon, Jul 16 12:32 PM EDT 2001
My little misguided minion, czurla.
I'm modestly cute?
I ain't modest, and I sure ain't cute.
Count your blessings, soldier.
This is Monday, and the week looks like a doozy already. Some
scheduling details of my Master Plan are out of kilter. I just
don't have the time to straighten you out the way
you are begging to be.
No Black Helicopter ride for you, CurlyJoe. Not yet anyway.
Sharon has been trying his best to ignite all out war in the
socalled Holy Land. Was supposed to have dragged in at least
Syria, and maybe even Iraq...
Hell, we should have been calling up our troops last month.
Why do you think Colin was willing to join our team?
The plans for the Lebanon invasion been in the works since 1989.
Those maps are getting yellow and torn around the edges.
The Missle Defense money machine was supposed to have slipped
by silently, without notice. Well, Biden's pulling through, though.
That's good.
Oh, I almost forgot, CurlyQ.
You said that muscle drives most of the decisions on the world
political stage.
You are naive, little buddy.
Lie's and deception, babe. Sleightofhand. A big show for the
peons of the world. Gotta keep you cannonfodder material willing
and motivated.
Keep you working hard, and scared.
Gotta divert your attention, so your eyes leave the ball, and
whoops!
I got your truth and I got your government by the people and
for the people... in my back pocket.
New World Order.
gonna getcha.
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Mon, Jul 16 4:26 PM EDT 2001
Ah, Yoohoo.
CurlyBird?
Why don't you sit down over here.
Take a breather.
Very good.
My boy Junior's gonna get you some water. Your face is all
flushed, little buddy!
Let me take over for awhile.
Hey, you Libbies!
I'm gonna clue you in on some big time stuff.
As some of you surely have guessed, The Democratic Party has been
successfully infiltrated. We have steered them onto the shoals
of mediocrity and moderation.
All taken care of.
Nullified!
Leibermann. He's the Manchurian Candidate, baby!
Biden. He's been programmed since the sixties.
Of course, there's more, but I still gotta keep mum about most of it.
You know, "National Security", and all that jazz.
New World Order
Lining my pocketbook.
gonna getcha.
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Tue, Jul 17 12:45 PM EDT 2001
PerrierD,
That's my Biden!
No exaggeration.
You want to talk money.
Think of all the buckarooskis spent in the hidden budget. You
know, the CIA, military intelligence, NSA.
There's a few others, of course. Other agencies still secret.
But you know: you peons still can't be trusted.
This has been going on for years.
Billions upon billions. Silently dissapears without any real
oversight.
NSA with a bulk of it, buying the state of the art technologies.
Supposedly.
And now that Bin Laden has bought a few refurbished Dell Pentium III
machines, the NSA demands more money! Oh my, maybe Bin Laddy might
write a few nasty viruses! We need BILLIONS more!
I gotta laugh.
You guys still fall for this stuff.
New World Order.
Almost too easy.
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Mon, Jul 23 9:31 PM EDT 2001
So many questions, Skwerly-Q!
And I have the answers to all of them.
My Agency boys know all, and see all.
Doubt if I have the time right now to get into all the
nitty-gritties, but I'll give you a teaser.
So anyway, here goes.
Jesus is alive and well, and lives in Pittsburgh, PA. He fixes
BMW's and other high end foreign cars.
Highly trained mechanic, that guy. Very decent young man.
Loves to smoke pot and drink his beer. Long haired, but neatly kept.
Good sense of humor, of course. Married and with more than one
girlfriend on the side. All babes. And they're all named Mary.
Kinda weird.
If the Pope had not gotten into that old time religion in that
big ole' way, he would have gone into the military.
What's a colonel, basically a Cardinal, right? Hell, something
like that. Same mentality. Same attitude. Same power structure.
With the rank of Pope being what, Army Chief of Staff?
How do I know for sure that he would have gone into the military?
I ain't just guessing here, chipmunk-Y.
We have operatives in other parallel dimensions. It all really
blows my mind.
Most of the information comes through a bit garbled, but we get
the gist of it.
I won't tell you what I am in that other alternate universe. No way.
We ain't goin down THAT road...
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Tue, Jul 24 3:44 AM EDT 2001
Jesus drives an old beatup Chevy pickup truck.
It used to be a light blue, but most of the paint is worn off.
He could easily afford more expensive wheels, but he's a humble man.
Very unassuming.
He's Catholic. But only attends church for weddings and funerals.
Not a drop of Jewish blood.
Go figure, huh?
My Agency boys have been trying to take him out for the last
three decades. Listen, babe. Jesus being alive and in his prime
just does NOT fit well into my plans.
But weird things always happen. None of the operations ever
get completed. Nobody can explain it.
Once we had some undercover operatives acting as Black Muslims
make a hit on Jesus. The same group that popped off Malcom.
Anyway, they got caught in a freak traffic jam on the freeway
from the airport. Then a bunch of white good ole boys jumped them
in their car.
A total riot broke out, right on the bridge where the traffic had
stopped them. Turned out the white hoodlums were really
undercover FBI agents.
Those dipsh!ts are always screwing things up. Anyway people got hurt.
Several got tossed out into the waters below.
Pittsburgh's a tough town.
Why Jesus chooses to live there, beats the hell out of me.
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Tue, Jul 24 5:09 PM EDT 2001
Hey, what's that smell?
Oh, not AGAIN. Cripes.
Just instructed my secret deep underground HQ maintanence staff
to replace the air filtration systems for the third time
in less than a month.
Swampgasser, you gotta change your diet.
My God, man!
Is your lower intestine rotting away? Something is seriously
wrong with your digestive track. See a doctor, for mercy's sake!
These filtration units are eating into my world domination budget
calculations. Throwing off everything, Mr. Flatulations.
Can't have that.
About this supposed meteor shower thingie.
This was not Mother Nature, come to set off pretty fireworks for
you little sh!tforbrains, believe me.
Big red fireballs, shooting across the sky. All of it, the
shrapnel and detritus from the latest orbital space battle.
Another one of my ultra secret organizations, completely hidden
inside that monstrous US "defense budget" was fending off another
wave of those celestial invaders.
We blasted them all to Kingdom Come, honeys!
They just keep on coming here, trying to break through to you
peons. Trying to rescue you.
Don't worry. I know you like your enslaved situation. I'm doing
everything possible to protect you, ya bozos!
Just get back to work!
You think I'm doing this all for free?
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Tue, Jul 24 7:13 PM EDT 2001
It distresses me to burst yet another bubble.
But here comes my big pin. Gonna pop this one, baby. Run for cover!
OK, look here.
Indonesia is one of the worst countries as far as governmental
corruption goes. You think this is a score for democracy?
Puh-leeze.
My boys in the CIA have been messin around over there for
decades. Me and my buddies, we own so much there, I can't keep
track of it all.
Just trust me on this one.
Oil stuff, gold mines, strip mines, logging companies,
wildlife trade, drug trade. You name it, we do it.
Chinese are trying to muscle in on all the action, but we got
their number. We are shutting them down with every social weapon
of hatred available. Making them Chinese look bad every which
way we can, for every audience, in every market, worldwide.
You gotta realize that, right?
Anyway, nothing happens over there in the islands unless we
give the go ahead.
Wahid was a big dope. Stupid. He was a willing puppet, but far
too dumb. He's out because we wanted him out.
Got the Megawati woman in my back pocket.
Same thing just happened in the Philipines. Just a few months
ago. And in Malaysia a couple of years ago.
We got our people in all the right places.
New World Order, like a steamroller.
gonna getcha.
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Tue, Jul 24 7:57 PM EDT 2001
I luv ya rappin, me pebble-boy!
You da stone, den I be da hammer, mon!
You wanna be makin some blood from ya stone, but I be instructin
da workermans to be makin more gravel for da pits.
You get da destiny in the big ole pit.
Tink it thru. Me be da poppy mon.
I be sayin what goes round.
You just pick me some banana.
De New World Order, mon.
It be like a big rock rollin down da mountain. You best be makin
yo legs go fast, me friend.
:)
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Wed, Jul 25 1:28 AM EDT 2001
My nose twitches, yet again.
Has swampygas taken my well intentioned advice, and had his
doctor examine his rotting colon?
Signs point to NO.
Listen, oldfartsinthebog.
So yer tryin to psycho analyze the poppy?
Give it up, babe.
Don't quit your day job.
Oh, ye of little brain, and of large acidic gaseous emissions.
Ye shall never fathom the cerebral activities of poppy_bush.
When those of jaundiced eye seek only to confirm their
predjudices, and seek not for true understanding, they are
destined to eternal damnation in the well populated precincts
of Loserville, USA.
Maybe you can run for Mayor, fogofthebog.
Loserville Gazette headline:
"In the town of brainwashed losers, the man of jaundiced eye
becomes Mayor"
poppy_bush Quick stats, Added on Wed, Jul 25 2:54 AM EDT 2001
All-righty then!
Shuddap with the stupid fake Jamaican accents for a sec.
You wanted to talk about Indonesia, right? Jesus, you libbies
get led off track so easily.
Do you deny that I am right?
Indonesia is in the polished brass shitcan. Plain and simple.
Gonna need more than one little change of leadership to change
things for the better in any meaningful way.
Das all poppy be sayin. Sheet.
2004 FILE
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Pretenses for War-Profiteering OR Goofy Paranoia???
bruced Quick stats
Added on Wed, Jan 21, 2004 2:47 PM Wed Jan 21 2:47 PM EST 2004
Emily Cragg: I can't be an android or alien--I'm former President
George H.W. Bush.
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Added on Thu, Jan 22, 2004 3:13 PM Thu Jan 22 3:13 PM EST 2004
I wonder if bruced is an alter-ego of the man, poppy.
I wonder if he's got a split personality, because he can't own up
to the fact that he is either 46 or he is 79.
But there's no telling. And look at the accusations.
This thread is about Pentagon papers; but look at the accusations
this man creates from those papers. Amazing.
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bruced Quick stats
Added on Thu, Jan 22, 2004 3:16 PM Thu Jan 22 3:16 PM EST 2004
Emily Cragg: Where did 79 come from?
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Added on Thu, Jan 22, 2004 5:58 PM Thu Jan 22 5:58 PM EST 2004
so, yesterday you let someone else write using your name, who
said he was GHWBush. I have a copy of that message in my email folder.
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Added on Thu, Jan 22, 2004 6:15 PM Thu Jan 22 6:15 PM EST 2004
Since you have provided two different identities since yesterday,
there is no way to know who you are ... which is your intention,
to forge and cause more confusion.
If you're not a 48-year old HR professional with children at
home, maybe you're a 79-year old former President of the United
States . . .
Either way--obsessive critic or hate-full dictator--you're a jerk.
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Big Poppa Quick stats
Added on Thu, Jan 22, 2004 4:45 PM Thu Jan 22 4:45 PM EST 2004
Well I'm gettin' up there. But I feel good to be King. Yes ma'am,
it's good to be King. King of the Bling Bling.
I'm not worried about anything; it's all come together
so....smoothly. The average American-the average Joe- will just
roll right on over, won't he? Yup, it's the new way. The
Euro-Bling Bling comin' at ya at the speed of money.
Wanna dance?
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Added on Thu, Jan 22, 2004 5:32 PM Thu Jan 22 5:32 PM EST 2004
George Herbert Walker Bush, Senior is 79.
If you're not 79, you're lying about who you are.
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ARE WE BEING MISLED--AND, WHY?
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Added on Wed, Jan 21, 2004 3:00 PM Wed Jan 21 3:00 PM EST 2004
Now, that I would believe and it would make sense.
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bruced Quick stats
Added on Wed, Jan 21, 2004 3:01 PM Wed Jan 21 3:01 PM EST 2004
Emily Cragg:
I'm not US Govt certified--I used to be employed by the people
when I was President, but now I'm retired--I do get a pension,
though, and some Secret Service protection. It was the agents
who showed me how to use a computer and to get my screen names on
Abuzz.
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Added on Wed, Jan 21, 2004 3:03 PM Wed Jan 21 3:03 PM EST 2004
Yep. I get that. And when you were new, you "popped off" like a
popcorn popper without realizing where it was going.
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bruced Quick stats
Added on Wed, Jan 21, 2004 3:07 PM Wed Jan 21 3:07 PM EST 2004
Emily Cragg:
Many don't believe that I'm really the former President of the US
of A, but let 'em be misled!
You're the only one who figured out who poppy_bush really was.
It's the only time in your life you were right, isn't it?
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Added on Thu, Jan 22, 2004 8:08 PM Thu Jan 22 8:08 PM EST 2004
Aw...don't be too hard on the boys, dear. They don't know
anything. They're blind and happy. It doesn't matter to them;
they're just having a good time.
But you...you want the whole pie. You want the TRUTH and NOTHING
BUT THE TRUTH, so help you God, right? Those idiots are just
robots. Don't let them rattle you. After all, you KNOW what the
score is. You KNOW what the Bling Bling is Ringa-Dinging, don't
you dearest?
Let them make fun of you. We know better. You know this reminds
me of the time >you don't mind if Big Poppa strolls down memory
lane, do ya?< when my pal Rummy was workin' up that slick Contra
thing there in the jungle. Beautiful operation, that one. You
kmow what the biggest kick was? We got "caught"! Yeah, we got
caught on purpose. Wanna know why we got caught? A little thing
called diversionary tactics. That's right, a little song and
dance a little smoke and mirrors. While the whole world was
screaming for Nancy's head on a platter (our pet name for
Ronnie-Boy was Nancy) we were walking right into Angola, and
Zaire and some other fun spots to set up some Bling Bling on the
Ding Ding.
You guys never knew it. Never saw it coming. Still don't. Hidden
in plain sight, that's what I always tell Barb. She always gets a
kick outta my little word plays. Yup, we could pretty much drive
a damn tanker truck full of nerve agent through the streets of LA
with a huge neon sign tellin' the world what was inside, and
nobody would care. Nobody would notice.
That's because they had Contra on the Tee Vee. They had Nancy in
their cross hairs. They were gonna impeach Nancy Boy and that
would have been great too. But we walked the earth with impunity;
still do. They had Contra and Ollie North and Fawn Hall. They
didn't care about anything else. Dan Rather told them what to
worry about (but here's a clue; we told Dan Rather what not to
worry about, and he damn well paid attention, if you know what I
mean.) Well, sorry for rambling. I do so love to drift back to the day.
But today is THE day, isn't it? The Bling Bling and the Ding Ding
is comin' at ya at light speed, ain't it? It's gonna be a real hoot.
But I doubt anybodys gonna notice. They never do.
Yup, it's good to be King.
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"WHY Did America Convert over to Death-Industries?"
Big Poppa Quick stats
Added on Thu, Jan 22, 2004 1:00 AM Thu Jan 22 1:00 AM EST 2004
That's right! Campaign and vote! It's the American way. Of
course, it won't matter much 'cause me and Sonny got things
wrapped up all nice and tidy.
How did you guys like Dean's little implosion the other night?
Pretty sweet deal, eh? I wish I could say I thought of that, but
it was actually my old pal McNamara. He call in a little favor to
one of the boys and -Bling Bling- there's Dean acting like he'd
just ingested some crack cocaine or something.
Did I say that?
Oops...hee hee...
Yup, Dean's done, but he was easy. Sonny coulda took care of him
but I wanted to make sure the job got done right, know what I
mean? Sonnys a good kid, but he can't be left alone for too long.
Now Jebbies another story. He's a chip off the ol' Bling Bling I
tell ya. He's gonna make this thing all come together in '08,
maybe '12.
But back to business. I'm guessin' we need to work some Bling
Bling on my ol' pal Kerry next. Oughta make him cry in New
Hampshire, just like Muskie did. A little LSD, a little
Quaalude...that guy was a goner. Kerry won't be too hard to
buckle.
But the big question is who do we pick to get beat by Sonny in
the big Bling Bling this November? Don't wanna take too many
chances. I mean, rest assured, the vote is a done deal, but DON'T
YOU FORGET TO VOTE AMERICA, IT'S THE BIG BLING
BLING! IT'S PATRIOTIC!
Anyways, I'm thinking maybe we should go ahead and work up that
punk Edawrds and let him concede to Sonny by 9pm on election
night. It doesn't really matter though. I'm just waiting. Waiting
for Jebbie.
Jebbie is gonna rock the boat, ya'll. Jebbies gonna rock the vote
with the Bling Bling. The Big New Way is comin' at ya America.
President Jeb and his All Star Euro-Power Boys will be performing
the world over.
World over. Now...that's got a nice Bling Bling to it, don't it, now?
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DakotaStone(u.1569168) Quick stats
Added on Fri, Jan 23, 2004 9:19 AM Fri Jan 23 9:19 AM EST 2004
chai, have you ever noticed that YOU are the only one taking this
thread "seriously"?
OK, I will tell the truth...I get paid $100.00 for each post I
place on one of your threads. :)
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Big Poppa Quick stats
Added on Thu, Jan 22, 2004 12:45 AM Thu Jan 22 12:45 AM EST 2004
He he, ya know it's funny. I was just tellin' Barb how much we
used to love to light up the ol' DefCon alerts back in '68. Sure,
we'd tell the Soviets what we were doin' and they thought it was
pretty damn funny too.
Hoo hoo, I'd have ol' Dick take us right down to DefCon 1, then
call Paris an' tell 'em that the Reds have busted through the
Fulda Gap an' they should get ready to surrender.
Oh man, me and Agnew used to laugh till we cried watching those
damn frogs surrender to nobody! Ah well...the cold war...it's all
over now. No more time for fun and games. We gots to give 'em the
Bling Bling and the What Not and gimme some of that Euro-Power
that runnin' round these days. Yes ma'am, we gonna dance the
night away in gay Paris!
They Call Me The Grassy Knoll
Added on Fri, Jan 23, 2004 11:31 PM Fri Jan 23 11:31 PM EST 2004
Aw hell, the French are some damn fine people. We'd just have a
few laughs on them, is all.
I love the French. Hell, I love Europe. That's why we're gonna be
doin' the big Euro-Bling Bling A Ding Ding.
Comin' soon to a police station near you!
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Rules About Verbalizing Vs. Rules or Laws About Behavior
Big Poppa Quick stats
Added on Fri, Jan 23, 2004 12:09 PM Fri Jan 23 12:09 PM EST 2004
Well ya see, I didn't actually pull the trigger on ol' Jack. No
ma'am Wouldn't have been prudent at that juncture. But that's
not to say his little encounter was a random thing.
Thing is darlin', changes have to be made; corrections to the
course of democracy. Yeah, I know...some democracy, right? But it
sounds good doesn't it, dear? And if it SOUNDS good, then the
sheep will believe it, won't they? Oh yes they will.
Jack was screwed from the get go. His old man just wanted too
much and didn't know when to shut up and color. Pity
though...Jack was a nice enough fella; he just didn't work out.
It happens from time to time. You hire somone to work around the
house and they just don't work out. They're too lazy or they get
caught stealing silverware, whatever. You just gotta let'em go.
It wasn't all Jack's fault that we lost the casino trade in
Havana. It wasn't Hoover's fault either. He had a deal with
Giancanna that would have made everybody happy in Havana, Reno,
and Vegas. But this Castro dick head had to poop in the punch,
didn't he?
Ah well, here I go reminiscing again. Barb says I gotta quit
spending so much time on the damn computer. I just like rehashing
the old days when we were just beginning to build the ol' Bling
Bling. But that slow trains coming down the pike. Yes it is,
dearest.
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Big Poppa Quick stats
Added on Fri, Jan 23, 2004 2:20 PM Fri Jan 23 2:20 PM EST 2004
Here's a question for ya, dear.
Why was Zapruder there in the first place?
Was he just a casual observer with a camera? Whaddaya think?
You and I both know that there aren't many accidents when it
comes to history, are there?
But think about my question. I'll get back to ya.
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Big Poppa Quick stats
Added on Fri, Jan 23, 2004 4:50 PM Fri Jan 23 4:50 PM EST 2004
Well, what can I say? I know it's a bad thing to do sometimes.
But you have to break some eggs if you're gonna make
an omlete. Right, Emily?
And that's all we're doin'. Havin' us a little Euro-Power Bling
Bling Omlete. And Big Poppa sure does love his eggs! Barb says I
oughta cut down what with all that cholesterol and such, but I
just can't get enough of those tasty little buggers really. You
know, I'm not a big fan of veggies. Not me. Can't touch that
brocolli; gives me the gas something fierce. Besides I have a
sensitive tummy.
I remember once when I was in Japan rubbin' elbows with all the
other Big Shot Bling Bling. Havin' a good ol' time up there on
the stage, eatin' a fabulous meal of...well hell, I don't know
what them damn nips eat but it wasn't eggs, I can tell you that!
But anyhoo, I'm up there feelin' pretty darn feisty drinking saki
and what not and all of a sudden...BWAAARRP! Barfed all over
myself. Think I got the Prime Minister too. Man alive, was THAT
embarassing!
Never did care for that darn chink chow after that. No sir, give
me a huge porterhouse and a baked potatoe (that's a Dan Quayle
potato!) and a big pot of Texas beans and I'm set!
But this whole mess will sort itself out before too long, Emily.
There isn't gonna be revolution or thought police or none of that
clap trap. I wouldn't worry about gettin' you one of them
shotguns either. Besides, after Sonny checks in for his second
term, we're taking everybody's weapons away from them. It's for
their own good, don't ya see? Why would you even NEED a gun when
we're gonna have that spiffy National Police Force on duty?
Yup, that's comin' right after my boy takes the oath. You see,
the Homeland Security thing is basically a framework for a bigger
badder police force than the FBI. Gotta have more police is what
I always say. More police, more peace. Peace in our time, Emily.
Can you dig it? Won't have to worry about drugs in the schools.
The NPF will be there. Won't have to worry about rigged
elections. The NPF will be there. Won't have to worry about those
loudmouth movie stars who don't know any better than to shut up.
The NPF will be there. I'll be there too!
You see, I wouldn't miss this for the world!
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Big Poppa Quick stats
Added on Fri, Jan 23, 2004 7:26 PM Fri Jan 23 7:26 PM EST 2004
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around at St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a-time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out, "Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste
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grottomaster Quick stats
Added on Fri, Jan 23, 2004 7:43 PM Fri Jan 23 7:43 PM EST 2004
Pleased t'meet you too GHWB.
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Big Poppa Quick stats
Added on Sat, Jan 24, 2004 10:33 AM Sat Jan 24 1:33 PM EST 2004
That's not quite correct, dearest.
I paid a tidy sum for this world a long time ago. Believe me when
I tell you, it's not your world anymore.
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Big Poppa Quick stats
Added on Sat, Jan 24, 2004 2:30 PM Sat Jan 24 5:30 PM EST 2004
No, I'm a Texan!
You're reading too literally, dear. I don't own the world so much
as "we" own it. The "we" part is a little tricky to discern, but
suffice it to say, the pie has already been cut up for those who
are going to get a piece of it.
Most of the groundwork has been laid. Everything's falling right
into place. Really now, it's just a matter of a few more
elections, a few more operations, and few more "leadership
changes." But we gotta be careful, Emily. Don't want anymore Bay
of Pigs now, do we? I'm thinking once this whole Euro business
gels, it'll be time to start Geo-Unification.
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bruced Quick stats
Added on Sat, Jan 24, 2004 2:43 PM Sat Jan 24 5:43 PM EST 2004
Big Poppa:
Can we have some of the pine that's been "cut up" already so we
can build Emily another 3x5 box? She hasn't had a place near as
good since she got kicked out of her last one.
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Skwerl_X Quick stats
Added on Sat, Jan 24, 2004 8:00 PM Sat Jan 24 11:00 PM EST 2004
Christ chaiyah...you're one of a kind. LOL...
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Added on Sun, Jan 25, 2004 4:10 AM Sun Jan 25 7:10 AM EST 2004
Big Poppa said, QUOTE
"But Emily, you don't seem to understand. We've already won. We
won without the American people even knowing that there was a "
war" going on. You wanna know what our secret weapon was? Why, it
was complacency. The lambs just rolled over and gave up and they
they didn't even know it because they too busy watching "Survivor
" or "The Bachelor" or what have you. America surfed the internet
while we just slipped in and changed the locks. I'd be pretty
pissed if I were you." UNQUOTE--
Big Poppa Quick stats
Added on Sun, Jan 25, 2004 7:10 AM Sun Jan 25 10:10 AM EST 2004
Emily, do you really think that the Bling Bling is gonna die when
I do? Do you think that we haven't made plans for succession?
Dear, I'm just a chess piece. There are many others who are
young, powerful and hungry. They have been loyal and smart. They
will be the next generation of leaders and they will groom their
successors too.
Now, Sonny isn't one of them but he's okay with that. He's never
had that much ambition beyond the next bottle of scotch but he's
filling a nitch for the time being. Watch for Jebbie in the near
future. A brilliant man and very, very clever beyond outward
appearances. He's currently the leader of what we call "Team
Florida". We've bred quite a crop of new global players down
there and they're just waiting and watching. They'll come from
the ranks of the State Senate and other places. Mostly people
you've likely never heard of before, but you will soon. No Emily,
once I die things will just keep right on clicking. You'll see.
THREAD
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Big Poppa Quick stats
Added on Sun, Jan 25, 2004 6:56 AM Sun Jan 25 9:56 AM EST 2004
Nice theory, but it doesn't jive with the Big Picture. Emily, if
you only knew what I know...and believe me, you don't know.
Things have been revealed to...us. Shouldn't go too far with this
but we have a certain knowledge of things. We know what's going
on in the sub-solar system. We're not blind to it. And we collect
the data too. In fact, we MADE some of that data happen.
Now about communism. My dad knew that communism was more of a
tool than a threat. Think about this for a minute. After WWII,
what were the two things your average American Joe was worried
about? The Bomb and communism. For many, the two were one in the
same. How does one control a large population? Fear and
manipulation, plain and simple. You understand that, don't you
Emily? Joe McCarthy had a mission and that was to exploit the
fear of communism. He was no accident; his rants were well
thought out and executed. Speaking of executed, how about those
Rosenbergs? Did their guilt or innocence even matter? Hell no!
They served a unique (and pre-ordained) service to the early days
of global building. Eisenhower and Nixon played their roles with
a depth that would have won them Oscars. Emily, do you agree with
me when I say that our history from immediately following WWII to
present day was scripted? WWII was pretty well scripted too, but
that's another thread and I'll that to you if you're so inclined.
Well Emily, if you'll excuse me, the Democratic candidates are
making the news show rounds this morning. It's time for my
morning chuckle.
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Big Poppa Quick stats
Added on Sun, Jan 25, 2004 9:30 AM Sun Jan 25 12:30 PM EST 2004
Emily, let me explain a little about what our Big Buzz is all about.
Back in 1946, there was a meeting in Kiev that was not reported
to the press (who knew better back then). Attending were, Joe
Stalin, Douglas MacArthur, J. Edgar Hoover, and Dean Acheson
among others. The agenda for that meeting was nothing less than
the partitioning of the continents.
Emily, the Buzz from that gathering was palpable. One was made
dizzy by the sheer magnitude of what was at stake.
In June of 1963, there was a meeting in a private residence in
Virginia that was hosted by Hoover, Cyrus Vance, Everett Dirksen,
John McCone and Carmine Galante. The agenda for that day was to
firm up plans for an operation that was known casually as, "The
Dealy Hit." My head swam as I sat there silently contemplating
the import of our work. History being made, being written at that
very moment. I remember not being able to sleep that night. The
adrenaline was pumping through me and made me feel invincible.
And I was.
This is the essence of the Big Bling Bling, Emily. God could have
stopped us years ago. but He didn't because He's got better
things to do, better civilizations to manage. We're on our own
now. And MY time is here.
Do you understand that, Emily. MY time is here.
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Big Poppa Quick stats
Added on Mon, Jan 26, 2004 11:42 PM Mon Jan 26 11:42 PM EST 2004
Emily, that is truly a very interesting description. You are
obviously a well read, thoughtful person. You've had a rough
life, but it's made you wise and strong. Let me give you some
free advice. Ignore these fools on Abuzz. They're not serious;
they're not thoughtful. You see, there are many specific reasons
for the state of your nation right now. You've accurately
espoused many of them, but one thing that most people don't count
on is thoughtfulness. People don't think anymore; they react. And
while that's good for MY business, it's bad for theirs. Do you
want to know who was also a very thoughtful person? Don't
laugh....Ho Chi Minh. Uncle Ho -he loved that name- was an
extremely well educated man who was an intellectual goliath. He
knew history; virtually lived it. We met for a few days in Lima
to discuss the progress of the war. He had great interest in our
culture and was better versed in American history than most
American scholars. He told me that the Viet Cong had already won
the war because the American people were weak and stupid. While
our kids marched in the streets demanding peace, his kids were
walking into bars with bombs strapped to them. While we were
spending billions on sophisticated aircraft, he was shooting them
down with bamboo catapults that would destroy the engines of low
flying aircraft. Old women and children were shooting down
aircraft with guns that pre-dated WWII. In other words, Uncle Ho
said, they had the WILL to win and we couldn't even bear to watch
it on TV.
He enjoyed the Beverly Hillbillies believe it or not.
What do Americans have the will to do today, Emily?
The average American citizen is a cow who is perfectly willing to
be stuffed in a freight car and be hauled off to a re-education
camp because he/she is too stupid and lazy to do anything else.
A thoughtful people would not allow this to happen, Emily.
Americans don't have the WILL to win or even fight back. All they
want is to be able to watch "Law & Order" 7 days a week.
Meanwhile, the planning for our little Bling Bling is coming
together nicely.
Have a nice evening, Emily.
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Added on Mon, Jan 26, 2004 7:56 PM Mon Jan 26 7:56 PM EST 2004
Joe Stalin had it down pat. He had the real Bling Bling.
Slow trains comin' ya'll! Ring a Ding for da Bling Bling!
Just wait til after the '04 inauguration.
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Added on Mon, Jan 26, 2004 9:21 PM Mon Jan 26 9:21 PM EST 2004
God help us: trains with shackles in them were ordered by the
Carlyle Group.
That's what Stalin did. Genocide, en masse, 20 million Russians.
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Added on Mon, Jan 26, 2004 11:18 PM Mon Jan 26 11:18 PM EST 2004
Trains....very efficient means of transporting cattle.
Don't you think?
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Added on Wed, Jan 28, 2004 6:24 PM Wed Jan 28 6:24 PM EST 2004
So whats new with that?
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Added on Wed, Jan 28, 2004 6:59 PM Wed Jan 28 6:59 PM EST 2004
Depleted uranium.
It's a nuclear war against our own soldiers.
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Added on Wed, Jan 28, 2004 7:12 PM Wed Jan 28 7:12 PM EST 2004
Yeah the depleted uranium thing is old news.
Depleted uranium may very well be a time bomb and you won't get
an argument from me on that.
But it's not some deeply hidden secret.
Now....lets talk about those little white pills we all had to
take during Desert Storm...
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Added on Wed, Jan 28, 2004 7:49 PM Wed Jan 28 7:49 PM EST 2004
Hey, Skwerl! Do you know of any REASON the whole planet might be
>>shaking<< right now?
http://aslwww.cr.usgs.gov/Seismic_Data/heli2.shtml
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Added on Thu, Jan 29, 2004 12:35 AM Thu Jan 29 12:35 AM EST 2004
Gotta break a few eggs....
Listen, nothing ever happens without making sacrifices. I feel
really bad about this Gulf War Syndrome for example. Colin used
to wring his hands over his boys getting sick and all. You guys
never knew -and the press was too scared to say- what was at the
root of the Gulf sickness. The thing is, Saddam WAS using gas and
there were more than a few times the son of a bitch popped a few
liquid filled warheads at our boys. So we just gave ol' Saddam a
little taste of his own medicine. But we just didn't think enough
about the wind there in Kuwait. Gosh, it's awful windy in the
desert and it shifts on ya without any warning. Yup, Colin was
about ready to quit on me...maybe even go public. Of course, he
knew what the consequences would have been. It was a real tense
few moments in the Oval but calmer heads prevailed and my
Treasury boys were able to put their cap guns away. Coulda gotten
real nasty in there. But I feel real bad for our boys who got it.
Wish we coulda done something for them, but you understand don't
you, Emily? War is hell and sacrifices have to be made.
On the subject of Saddam...let me just say life ain't no game of
golf. There's no gimmes and do overs. I never liked Saddam but I
didn't like that prissy Shah either but we did business with him.
Hindsight is a real bitch, isn't it Emily? Had I known Saddam was
gonna go apeshit and attack Kuwait, I never woulda sold him the
first BB gun. But he was a smooth talker and we thought he was
gonna be a team player all the way. But...you win some you lose
some. Junior did real good, bagging Saddma the way he did. Please
don't tell him we had Saddam for three months already and sorta
fed him to to George Jr. as kind of a spirit booster. He was
feeling pretty low and Barb suggested we let him "capture Saddam"
so he would quit drinking again. Gosh that boy gets so strange w
hen he's been hittin' the sauce. Calls me up at three in the
morning talkin' about launching the big boys on North Korea and
maybe even China. But don't worry about that. He doesn't have the
REAL launch codes. We took them away from him after 9/11. Thought
that goofy kid was gonna launch the nukes that night. Boy, was he
ever drunk. Anyway, we had the codes changed. The ones in the "
Nuclear Football" briefcase won't do anything so don't sweat it.
If we ever need to really launch some nukes, we can take care of
it without having to confer with Junior. If it came to it, I'd
probably just have him...oh forget that part. It's okay. But
yeah...too bad about those boys in Kuwait. but like I always say,
ya gotta break some eggs. Am I right Emily, or what?
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That reminds me of a funny story.
One day last month, Dick and I were getting briefed on the newest
Sabre Ghost upgrade from the Diebold folks. The young fella doing
the briefing seemed kinda uncomfortable in his skin; like
something was buggin' him. After he got through the first few
slides, I asked him, "Young man, what seems to be the matter. You
seem a little troubled." He took a breath and then said, "Sir, it
just seems wrong to me that we're programming digital voting
machines that can fix an outcome regardless of what the voters
want. Doesn't that, like, violate the constitution?"
Me and Dick got a chuckle out of that one.
Lots of excitement in the Middle East today, eh? Seems like being
the boss of Hamas is a little like signing your own death
warrant. Barb and I watched that missile on closed circuit TV.
Bam! Right on target. Amazing thing, technology. Maybe Hamas will
get around to re-thinking their methodology. If they don't, ol'
Sharon is gonna wipe 'em all out. He'll probably do it anyways.
He's a real feisty ol' cuss.
Don't be surprised if we have to roll out our stockpiles of
napalm soon. This business in Fallujah and Najarif is getting
uglier by that day. I think I'm just gonna have to tell 43 to
quit yanking his pud and start kicking some ass. A few hundred
million gallons of liquified fire-jelly oughta show 'em who the
boss is, right, Emily? I mean after all, sometimes you gotta tell
the dog who the master is, don't you? One thing about those
Iraqis, there's always more of 'em comin' out of the woodwork no
matter how many of them you kill. But I've already sat 43 down
and told him that if they kill that G.I. they're holding hostage,
it's game, set and match. No more isolated fire fights, Emily. No
ma'am, we're gonna set that whole freakin' "Sunni-triangle"
ablaze with more napalm than what was dropped in the 'Nam a hund
red times over.
Gotta show the dog who the master is, right Emily?
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Added on Sun, Apr 18, 2004 8:08 AM Sun Apr 18 8:08 AM EDT 2004
Fixing elections is funny, eh?
Egad. What you describe is mad.
May God Almighty rebuke leaders who lead by treason and madness.
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Added on Sun, Apr 18, 2004 9:48 AM Sun Apr 18 9:48 AM EDT 2004
Dearest Emily,
What I describe isn't mad; it's efficient. "Fixing elections"
goes way back. Do you think FDR was REALLY elected four times in
a row? Hell no, he wasn't. We were at war and a change in the WH
would have been a disaster. Big Daddy P had a hand in keeping
that crippled old fool in office because it fit our needs at the
time. LBJ was a twisted hack, but Goldwater was going to toss a
nuke at the Viet Cong so we had to intervene there.
You make it sound as if fixing elections is a bad thing, Emily.
The truth of the matter is that the American people are generally
too stupid to know what's good for them; we have to decide that
for them. It's nothing new, Emily.
Well, I'm off for now. Barb and I are flying down to Crawford for
a few days. I've got to get 43 straightened out on a few things.
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Added on Sun, Apr 18, 2004 12:25 PM Sun Apr 18 12:25 PM EDT 2004
What are you complaining about, Emily? You act as if the things I
speak of are something new. The way it is now is the way it's
been since the days of Woodrow Wilson. Nothing has changed except
for the technology. Do you really think we are out to destroy the
world, Emily? That's quite naive, really.
The boys at PNAC have but one goal in mind: keep America at the
top of the heap. Who do you think should lead the world, Emily?
The Arabs? The idiot Europeans? Those morons will do nothing but
surrender to the Arabs and then expect us to bail them out like
we have over the course of two world wars. No Emily, God has
ordained that America shall lead the world. And in order to do
that, we have to break a few eggs, Emily; make us some omlettes
if you know what I mean.
Iraq isn't so much about bringing democracy to the Arabs as it is
showing the dog who the master is.
Showing the world who the master is.
Somebody has to lead the world, Emily and it MUST be the United
States. Sure, we're hated. Tough sh*t. I'd rather be hated and
feared than hated and mocked. We are the leaders of the world,
Emily and that leadership extends to American soil. We have to
make sure that the leadership of America is equipped along
idelogical lines to cope with the threats that stare us down
every day.
These are dangerous days we're living in, Emily. We have to take
control of our destiny before the Arab and European scum take it
from us. It will be THEY who destroy the world. PNAC wants to
prevent that and keep America where it needs to be.
The master walking the dog.
Understand, Emily?
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Dearest Emily,
What I know about what's REALLY going on in the world would choke
an ox. You have no idea. Most of the hysteria you get involved
with is not real. If you knew what WAS real, you'd run for the
hills.
But you already are in the hills, Emily, so I guess you're safe.
But it's probably a good thing that you cling to your ideas of
the world. They will keep you occupied and prevent you from
getting involved in our business.
Keep up the good work.
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Added on Sun, Apr 18, 2004 2:36 PM Sun Apr 18 2:36 PM EDT 2004
Those things you list off by rote are largely non-existent if not
vastly over stated.
I can tell you with full authority that you do not know what is
going on. If you choose to believe a bunch of doctored photos (or
photos that you incorrectly interpret), phony documents or the
writings of crackpots then you are doing exactly what you should
be doing.
Keep up the good work, Emily. You're doing a great job helping us
achieve our goals. I wish there were more like you. Then we
wouldn't have to try so hard.
Big Poppa Forty One
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Added on Sun, Apr 18, 2004 3:46 PM Sun Apr 18 3:46 PM EDT 2004
Thanks for your help.
The Big Bling Bling is just down the road.
Justice is coming.
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Added on Sun, Apr 18, 2004 5:24 PM Sun Apr 18 5:24 PM EDT 2004
No, Emily. The meek are just going to die.
New World Odor
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Added on Fri, May 7, 2004 3:05 PM Fri May 7 3:05 PM EDT 2004
Liddy killed JFK on the orders of GHWB.
The armies are massing now.
Soon...very soon.
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Added on Sat, May 8, 2004 4:48 PM Sat May 8 4:48 PM EDT 2004
Those satellites you're so worried about aren't used for anything
as nefarious as bombarding people with anything. We just use them
to keep track of peeps we're interested in. You know, that Al
Qaeda is a sneaky bunch and they're all over the place, Emily.
Gotta keep 'em under glass is what I say.
Gosh, we just had a barrel of laughs over this whole prison
thing. I can't say we did anything worse to the plebes at Yale
back in the day. Ah well, Jr. will crack some heads, at least
publicly until it blows over. He's a good kid when he hasn't been
hittin' the sauce.
Vladimir went back to Moscow today. We had a good time and a lot
of laughs. He's feeling a lot better about the whole Africa
thing. I guess he's worried about that flesh eating bacteria we
made in Los Alamos getting outta control down there during their
Ops but I promised him that his divisions will be protected.
After all, we'll need them healthy for Phase 6.
Barb was commenting on your web site again, Emily. She wanted to
know why you had that loop of Jack Kennedy getting his head blown
off in Dealy. She says if she watches it enough, she can swear it
looks like he gets shot from the front instead of behind. I just
keep reading my WSJ and don't say anything. Hell, she knew Liddy
was there and even teases him about being the grassy knoll guy.
Maybe she knows more than she lets on. At any rate, Liddys got
some new talent coming down from Idaho next month. Supposed to be
real crack operatives and very discreet. Liddy's a good egg.
Always gets the job done and keeps his mouth shut. Money well
spent, I say.
Get anything interesting in the mail recently, Emily?
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[GROTTOMASTER SAYS] --
I started to say, "Why isn't The Skwerl here, chopping Chiayah up
into little piles of diced fettucini with a meat cleaver?"
But then I got to the bottom of the page. He is here. I am glad.
The Skwerl X prevails in all forums. He will kill you for looking
at him sideways, or, for that matter, for looking at him at all.
Or for calling him on the phone. Or for spitting in the urinal at
Le Cleb Skwerl on "ladies' nite."
I like all the senseless killing.
There are WAY too many ferret-faced, cheese-brained weasels in
this country. The Skwerl is doing his patriotic part to shave off
the riff-raff who hang around on our street corners and in
Hollywood, and in Franklin, West "By God" Virginia, home of
disgrundled ex-CIA operatives.
The Skwerl is a Warrior. The government hired him as such. Gave him
a warrior uniform with all sorts of cool regalia on it. He dresses
like a Bolivian Dictator.
There is no more cemetery space in Codwesel, Alabama for The
Skwerl to bury any more dead. I hear he's movin' to Franklin,
West Virginia, where they currently have lots of cemetery space.
"Almost Heaven."
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Added on Thu, Jun 10, 2004 9:56 AM Thu Jun 10 9:56 AM EDT 2004
Bolivian dictator?
Thanks grotto, for making me spit up my morning Pepsi.
Coming through the nose, it is especially agonizing but well
worth the chortle.
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[GROTTOMASTER SAYS] --
No problem.
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And so naturally I've been giving this some thought. ... The board's been full of a lotta stuff in the last couple of days, but no indicators, what do we do now if our situation is as we intuit it?
1. INDUSTRY IS ALL POWERFUL.--The (unlegislated; rather, common law) LEGAL DOCTRINE of "Corporate Personhood" conveys to the acquisitive, power-hungry, profiteering and socially de-evolving INDUSTRIAL HEGEMONY all the privileges of a human being, even though corporations are anything but human. ... This is why the nation is now run by national socialism, which is Fascism, because Industry is a loose cannon, legally.
2. HUMAN RIGHTS ARE TOAST.--The (unlegislated; rather, common law) LEGAL DOCTRINE of "At-Will Employment" SILENCES ALL REPORTERS so that "Freedom of the Press" is impossible. Any reporter who steps out of his publisher's ideological bounds is history, period, no questions permitted. ... Any professional accountant or contractor who blows the whistle on dishonest, harmful or deceitful business or government practices lives in fear of ever knowing the Truth because if he or she EVER SPEAKS OUT WITH THE TRUTH, he or she is gone; maybe even, "suicided."
